GARRISON KEILLOR: Winter Is Winter, It’s Not The Tribulation

It irks me, the notion that winter is a dreadful tribulation. Weather forecasts delivered in funereal tones as if two or three inches of snow were an outbreak of typhus, a front-page story about a

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